Shrek's Mean Friend

As we rolled up to the farm, Taylor and I grabbed some horse food so we could go have it for dinner. But we decided that we were going to feed the horses instead. As Thunky T (Tim) and Sunky S (Mommy) were unpacking, Taylor and I started walking over to feed the horses. We didn’t realize how far the walk was, but we didn’t care, because some dude picked us up in his van and drove us there.

 Once we got there, we met Catherine, the horse lady, and there were three other tiny toddlers helping feed the horses. Catherine, the horse lady, told us that the horses didn’t need any more food and that we could go feed the donkeys. As we walked over, it turns out, Shrek’s little friends were a married couple and were expecting a baby. As we start pulling out the food, Shrek’s little friends come up to us and they poop. I grab some horse food and I hand it through the fence for Shrek’s little friends.

I guess the donkey did not like me because, instead of going for the food, he went for my finger. He latched on to it like someone who latches on to things. Finally, I pulled my finger out and I was okay – but I wanted revenge.

I jumped over the fence, landed on the donkey, and smacked its butt so it would go flying off into the distance. As I got off, I figured out that I fed Shrek’s mean little friend, AKA, the father who would always kick his wife and kick the baby inside and bite things.

When I went home, I hitched another ride into that guy’s van. And then went home to work with Thunky T on the hot tub.

A couple days later, we were leaving, and Taylor wanted me to go help the horses with her. I said yes because I’m a nice brother. When we got to the stables, the first thing we did was fill up the horses’ water buckets. After we filled up their water buckets, we took off their blankets and groomed them.

The first horse we groomed was named Cheeky (he was Taylor’s favorite horse, but I guess he didn’t like her because he kicked her through the wall). The next horse we groomed was named Zizi. Zizi was the horse that rode a motorcycle and had a bunch of tattoos. The last horse we groomed was named Bennithinnn (Ben). Bennithinnn liked to eat wood and his poop. Bennithinnn also smoked a cigar and drank beer. After we brushed the horses, we walked the horses out to a grassy area. I walked Zizi but Zizi just rode his motorcycle there. In the end I managed to just get bit by Shrek’s friend, and Taylor got kicked through a wall, so the farm stay was pretty good.

A random photo Sunky S took. 

A photo I took using a panoramic setting.

Taylor with a really big donkey.